We are far more likely to mistake a shadow for a burglar than a burglar for a shadow. About to paint her over :) I'm running the Race for Life this year, I'd really appreciate any sponsors!→
I’ve applied to be Stephen Hawking’s assistant, seeing as Virgin never got back to me about that space holiday astronaut job, I figured I’d need something to fall back on. I got my student finance annual statement today. £20,823. “99% of students walk straight into a job from this course!” Can I get a refund on the basis of false advertising? Degree not fit for purpose?
I need a purple one. Mind you, my gold ones aren’t doing much. My hair is out of control. I occasionally look like Yoko Ono. I’m back home untill Monday. I only put mascara on this morning because I thought I was getting a lift but then I had to get the train home looking like a tramp. I seriously need a tan. And a holiday. But I digress, I don’t know what to do with my hair. |