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22, manchester, fashion graduate, originally from the seaside.

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alecshao:

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We are far more likely to mistake a shadow for a burglar than a burglar for a shadow.





About to paint her over :)

About to paint her over :)








I'm running the Race for Life this year, I'd really appreciate any sponsors!→














I’ve applied to be Stephen Hawking’s assistant, seeing as Virgin never got back to me about that space holiday astronaut job, I figured I’d need something to fall back on.




I got my student finance annual statement today.

£20,823.

“99% of students walk straight into a job from this course!”

Can I get a refund on the basis of false advertising? Degree not fit for purpose?





getfukt:

Maneki Nekos are believed to bring good luck. 
When the left paw is raised, it is said to attract customers, while the right paw attracts money. 
A tricolor cat is supposedly the luckiest, white cats indicate purity, black keeps away evil, pink attracts love, red is protective against evil spirits and illness, gold is associated with wealth, purple brings sweet dreams and artistic strength, and green brings academic achievement. 

I need a purple one. Mind you, my gold ones aren’t doing much.

getfukt:

Maneki Nekos are believed to bring good luck. 

When the left paw is raised, it is said to attract customers, while the right paw attracts money. 

A tricolor cat is supposedly the luckiest, white cats indicate purity, black keeps away evil, pink attracts love, red is protective against evil spirits and illness, gold is associated with wealth, purple brings sweet dreams and artistic strength, and green brings academic achievement. 

I need a purple one. Mind you, my gold ones aren’t doing much.



My hair is out of control. I occasionally look like Yoko Ono.
I’m back home untill Monday. I only put mascara on this morning because I thought I was getting a lift but then I had to get the train home looking like a tramp. I seriously need a tan. And a holiday. But I digress, I don’t know what to do with my hair.

My hair is out of control. I occasionally look like Yoko Ono.

I’m back home untill Monday. I only put mascara on this morning because I thought I was getting a lift but then I had to get the train home looking like a tramp. I seriously need a tan. And a holiday. But I digress, I don’t know what to do with my hair.